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Oldjohnw wrote:I nearly got knocked off my bike last night by a council salt lorry.

"Idiot" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

Oof. That would've made me salty!

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Vorpal wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:I nearly got knocked off my bike last night by a council salt lorry.

"Idiot" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

Oof. That would've made me salty!

Did you dash off a complaint?


A bit of spicy language ensued. I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.
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Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .
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More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?
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Cyril Haearn wrote:More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?


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colin54 wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .

A sage, even.
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Vorpal wrote:
colin54 wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .

A sage, even.


no as madras a hatter. though depends on which Korma of the country you come from
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Cyril Haearn wrote:More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?


Doesn't quite cut the mustard.
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Oldjohnw wrote:
Doesn't quite cut the mustard.

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mercalia wrote:
no as madras a hatter. though depends on which Korma of the country you come from

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