Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[reohn2]

Yeah, can't wait to see June again.

She's a two timing so and so that June she promised me sunshine and a warm caress

PS,whereas April was wet and windy

[fausto copy]

Yeah, can't wait to see June again.

She's a two timing so and so that June she promised me sunshine and a warm caress

PS,whereas April was wet and windy

Ooh er Missus.

[Cyril Haearn]

Poland 1984

Went to a butchers shop
'Have you any pork?'
'no!'
'beef?'
'no!'
'sausages?'
'no, but I must say, you have a good memory!'
'what do you have?'
'see for yourself!'
All I could see was the national coat of arms
'Please to pack for me a kilo of eagle', I bleated

[mercalia]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48131551

[Cyril Haearn]

Went to a lot of trouble preparing supper for my Lady Friend
'This lentil soup is lovely!', she exclaimed. 'Did you open the tin yourself?'

[661-Pete]

Went to a lot of trouble preparing supper for my Lady Friend
'This lentil soup is lovely!', she exclaimed. 'Did you open the tin yourself?'

Reminds me of the one about the Laird entertaining his guests to a grand dinner. During the fish course, he proudly announces:
"You know, I struggled an hour with that salmon."

From further down the table comes the reply:
"Yes I know. The tin-openers they make nowadays are no good at all..."

[Cyril Haearn]

Little Amanda went with uncle Cyril to Half odds to help buy new windscreen wipers
Back home she told mum: 'we just bought some new holders for Cyril's parking
tick€t$!'

[mercalia]

here are 5 jokers for the price of one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politi ... stion-time

[Lance Dopestrong]

Sadly, none of them are very funny.

[PDQ Mobile]

Sadly, none of them are very funny.

Interestingly (or not?) the still picture of the clip cuts Ms Soubry out of the frame altogether and Farage nearest to the camera appears larger than the others.

Now a media sceptic might argue why not post a picture of all the panellists "full frontal"?
If you will excuse the expression!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politi ... stion-time

[661-Pete]

here are 5 jokers for the price of one

That is not a joke, it is a set of personal insults, whatever your political views. Could you please stay on topic?

Now a media sceptic might argue why not post a picture of all the panellists "full frontal"?
If you will excuse the expression!!

Perhaps they should be arrayed in two tiers like in University Challenge. But which side should be on top?

[Cyril Haearn]

Could we upgrade to 'cleanest funny joke'?

[PDQ Mobile]

here are 5 jokers for the price of one

That is not a joke, it is a set of personal insults, whatever your political views. Could you please stay on topic?

Now a media sceptic might argue why not post a picture of all the panellists "full frontal"?
If you will excuse the expression!!

Perhaps they should be arrayed in two tiers like in University Challenge. But which side should be on top?

Said the Actress to the Bishop.

[661-Pete]

Now a media sceptic might argue why not post a picture of all the panellists "full frontal"?
If you will excuse the expression!!

Perhaps they should be arrayed in two tiers like in University Challenge. But which side should be on top?

Said the Actress to the Bishop.

I was hoping that would be the next post. Thanks for restoring the tone!

[Debs]

I love the wonderful snow!

No wait, snow is horrible i hate it!

Signed..........Bi-polar Bear