Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[Debs]

I told my doctor that i have a problem with my left ear.

He said “Are you sure ?”

I said “Yes, i’m definite”

[mercalia]

I just heard that Patel is going to add a clause to the immigration bill to deport all the grey squirrels, remove from them their UK citizenship and send them back where they came from.

[reohn2]

Anyone seen this week's Privat Eye front cover?

[RickH]

Anyone seen this week's Privat Eye front cover?

Do you mean this one?

[reohn2]

That'll be the one

[661-Pete]

Excellent. When they've done with debating weighty issues concerning the Governance (or not) of this country of ours, they can all relax with a quiet game of pool. Woof-woof!

[mercalia]

psst want a swiss watch, cheap?

whats wrong with it?

oh has only one hand

The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)

https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk

[fausto copy]

psst want a swiss watch, cheap?

whats wrong with it?

oh has only one hand

The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)

https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk

I've already got one of these........


......it's called a sundial!

[Debs]

psst want a swiss watch, cheap?

whats wrong with it?

oh has only one hand

The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)

https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk

I've already got one of these........


......it's called a sundial!

No good in the UK then!

[fausto copy]

No...and it's not even right twice a day

Oh wait, the sun's just come out.

[RickH]

psst want a swiss watch, cheap?

whats wrong with it?

oh has only one hand

The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)

https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk

I've already got one of these........


......it's called a sundial!

No good in the UK then!

Seemed to be working OK here yesterday (& probably today but I haven't been to check)

Rivington sundial

On the subject of sundials, I was in the timepieces section of the world museum in Liverpool recently. They had a number of portable sundials on display, most with built in compasses. I'd never seen a portable version before.

[Pastychomper]

On the subject of sundials, I was in the timepieces section of the world museum in Liverpool recently. They had a number of portable sundials on display, most with built in compasses. I'd never seen a portable version before.

I think Fred Flintstone used to wear one on his wrist. Seems a great idea to me.

[Cowsham]

This weather --- oh no that is filthy sorry.

[Debs]

The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.

[mattheus]

The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.

Debs,
If I had two innuendos, I'd give you one.