Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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I told my doctor that i have a problem with my left ear.
He said “Are you sure ?”
I said “Yes, i’m definite”
He said “Are you sure ?”
I said “Yes, i’m definite”
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I just heard that Patel is going to add a clause to the immigration bill to deport all the grey squirrels, remove from them their UK citizenship and send them back where they came from.
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Anyone seen this week's Privat Eye front cover?
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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reohn2 wrote:Anyone seen this week's Privat Eye front cover?
Do you mean this one?
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That'll be the one
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Excellent. When they've done with debating weighty issues concerning the Governance (or not) of this country of ours, they can all relax with a quiet game of pool. Woof-woof!
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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psst want a swiss watch, cheap?
whats wrong with it?
oh has only one hand
The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)
https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk
whats wrong with it?
oh has only one hand
The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)
https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk
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mercalia wrote:psst want a swiss watch, cheap?
whats wrong with it?
oh has only one hand
The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)
https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk
I've already got one of these........
......it's called a sundial!
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fausto copy wrote:mercalia wrote:psst want a swiss watch, cheap?
whats wrong with it?
oh has only one hand
The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)
https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk
I've already got one of these........
......it's called a sundial!
No good in the UK then!
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No...and it's not even right twice a day
Oh wait, the sun's just come out.
Oh wait, the sun's just come out.
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Debs wrote:fausto copy wrote:mercalia wrote:psst want a swiss watch, cheap?
whats wrong with it?
oh has only one hand
The SLOW watch to stop you chasing the minutes and live for the moment ( but you have to be a sexy young male or female, otherwise you will just be mocked)
https://uk.slow-watches.com/?utm_source=taboola_liveintent-ron-uk&utm_content=188734912&utm_medium=native&utm_campaign=TABO-UK-desk
I've already got one of these........
......it's called a sundial!
No good in the UK then!
Seemed to be working OK here yesterday (& probably today but I haven't been to check)
On the subject of sundials, I was in the timepieces section of the world museum in Liverpool recently. They had a number of portable sundials on display, most with built in compasses. I'd never seen a portable version before.
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RickH wrote:On the subject of sundials, I was in the timepieces section of the world museum in Liverpool recently. They had a number of portable sundials on display, most with built in compasses. I'd never seen a portable version before.
I think Fred Flintstone used to wear one on his wrist. Seems a great idea to me.
Everyone's ghast should get a good flabbering now and then.
--Ole Boot
--Ole Boot
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This weather --- oh no that is filthy sorry.
I am here. Where are you?
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The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.
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Debs wrote:The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise among its members.
Debs,
If I had two innuendos, I'd give you one.