Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[Debs]

[mercalia]

I dont get it, sorry

[kylecycler]

I dont get it, sorry

Oh, sh... - the kind that falls down just as you're crossing it...

[Bobbin]

[mercalia]

[Cowsham]

I dont get it, sorry

I thought it's like when you get older you can't trust every fart.

[mercalia]

The Spectator must be reading the Tea Shop?

How Lovely! Flowers

[kwackers]

[mercalia]

Cummings, Cummings, Gone!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/22/dominic-cummings-coronavirus-and-lockdown-a-timeline?

Run Cummings Run Cummings Run! Run! Run!

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[Audax67]

I dont get it, sorry

https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw

[mercalia]

I dont get it, sorry

https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw

nice one

in the comments a short one that has really bad results -

[youtube]V3-UugI0JoA[/youtube]

still dont get the asian one.

[Debs]

In 2015 everyone who went for a job interview and was asked...

‘Where do yo see yourself in five years?”

...got the answer wrong.

[Debs]

Government sponsored research has shown that birthdays are very good for your health.
Extensive studies, costing millions, have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

[Oldjohnw]

Have I got news for you tweets:

Dominic Cummings' Press Conference went well, according to Prince Andrew.

[kwackers]