Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Know why lots of people are getting the Astra injection? Well, apparently, they were going to approve the Golf injection but people were suffering smelly emissions.
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White horse walks into a bar. The barman says "we've got a whisky named after you". White horse says, "what Eric".
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Two neighbouring farmers commiserating over the bad harvest.
"You know, my wheat crop was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."
"You think you've got problems?! I had to lather my field and shave it."
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Attention please!
Could all those that have turned up for yodelling lessons today,
please stand to my right and form an orderly orderly orderly queue…
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The least funny cartoon I've seen recently is in the current Private Eye.

It's based on the famous painting by Édouard Manet Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe but the caption is "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe. Avec le wasp" and the picnickers are behaving as they might if disturbed by a wasp. If there's anything funny there, it went straight over my head. (NB For anybody who doesn't know, le wasp is not French for the wasp.)

Here's an old post about the painting

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A mortorist and her husband were checking their vehicle before the mot test

Headlights? Working!

Brake Lights? Working!

Indicators? Working! Not working! Working! Not Working!..
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Never criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes,

that way when you do criticise you will be far enough away for them to not hear you.
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