Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[mercalia]

Todays Legal Secretary on Radio 4, complaining bitterly that's she's been made redundant and is having to look for a job

But as she's stated on numerous occasions on Radio 4* today, there "are too many people, chasing too many jobs" . God, I wouldn't want that Legal Secretary processing my legal matters (NB. I suspect they keep on repeating it, as the plaintive note adds to the efffect)

I heard that also. how ever you look at , not a good personal advert - bad memory or speaking without thinking what you are saying or not self correcting. Have I missed any?

[Cyril Haearn]

Cycled to Llanfairbryn YH
'Please, where are the toilets?', I asked the warder
'Just follow your nose!', she snorted

[mercalia]

[mercalia]

[Cyril Haearn]

I booked a holiday on McDonald's farm

'We are woken by the cockerell here', said the farmer

'Please to set him for 11oo', I requested

[mercalia]

[gaz]

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.

[Mick F]

Brilliant!

[Cowsham]

[kylecycler]

What has six wheels and flies?

A bin lorry.

[mercalia]

https://www.brewdog.com/uk/barnard-castle-eye-test

[mercalia]

any one care to explain the joke?

[wirral_cyclist]

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Guy in red always dies so it would be a waste of a mask

[kwackers]

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Guy in red always dies so it would be a waste of a mask

I suspect it's a bit more of the ilk "he dies because he didn't wear a mask".

[tim-b]

Hi

any one care to explain the joke?

The member of the "away team" that TV viewers haven't seen before always dies on the alien ship/world, maybe the joke is that there's no point him wearing a mask because his fate is sealed??
As wirral_cyclist says they often/always(?) wear a red shirt
Regards
tim-b