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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 28 Oct 2020, 6:19pm
by Mick F
kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 28 Oct 2020, 6:34pm
by kwackers
Mick F wrote:
kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.

No, but it does have a box full of gears... :lol:

Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.


Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 28 Oct 2020, 7:13pm
by Mick F
Dunno what that lot is fitted into, but ours is much more compact in our Yaris.

Considering the car has an engine, it has no drive belts for anything.
No camshaft chain or belt because it doesn't have a camshaft, no waterpump belt, no fanbelt, no steering pump belt, no aircon pump, and no starter-motor.

One engine, two electric motors.
http://eahart.com/prius/psd/?utm_source ... ForumLinks


................ but this is supposed to be a joke page! :lol: :lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 28 Oct 2020, 7:39pm
by Cyril Haearn
Two dogs got into conversation

'I am a Noble Hound, my pedigree is as long as your arm, I cannae even remember all of it', said one

'You are noble, but do not even know your name!', chortled the other dog. 'I know mine well enough: "get orf the sofa!"

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 29 Oct 2020, 12:10pm
by kwackers
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 29 Oct 2020, 8:54pm
by jimlews
kwackers wrote:
Mick F wrote:
kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.

No, but it does have a box full of gears... :lol:

Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.


Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg


I don't get it :(

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Oct 2020, 7:33am
by Oldjohnw
I just bought a pen that writes underwater.




It writes other things, too.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Oct 2020, 9:19am
by Mike Sales
This morning a bloke left his van engine running as he shopped in the supermarket. The name on the van side was BOORS LTD.
True story!

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Oct 2020, 12:18pm
by peetee
Mike Sales wrote:This morning a bloke left his van engine running as he shopped in the supermarket. The name on the van side was BOORS LTD.
True story!


MPG Ltd !

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Oct 2020, 12:30pm
by mercalia
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Happy Halloween!

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 9:09am
by Mick F
jimlews wrote:
kwackers wrote:
Mick F wrote:Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.

No, but it does have a box full of gears... :lol:

Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.


Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg


I don't get it :(
What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 9:17am
by Cyril Haearn
More jokes please :wink:
No puns, no arguing about €lectric vehicles!

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 9:56am
by Oldjohnw
No puns! What else is there? :D

Nothing else is very punny at all.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 10:45am
by jimlews
Mick F wrote:
jimlews wrote:
kwackers wrote:No, but it does have a box full of gears... :lol:

Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.


Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg


I don't get it :(
What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.


I don't get the joke!

Why is this funny?

Just curious.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 10:47am
by Jdsk
jimlews wrote:
Mick F wrote:
jimlews wrote:I don't get it

What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.

I don't get the joke!

Why is this funny?

Just curious.

It's the way he tells it.

Jonathan