Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 31 Oct 2020, 3:32pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?

Jamaica.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Jdsk » 31 Oct 2020, 4:02pm

No, I meant the East Indies.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby jimlews » 31 Oct 2020, 4:34pm

Jdsk wrote:
jimlews wrote:
Mick F wrote:What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.

I don't get the joke!

Why is this funny?

Just curious.

It's the way he tells it.

Jonathan


AAH!

Looking again at the picture...

I understand now!

It's all in the timing! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 31 Oct 2020, 5:49pm

The secret of good comedy is good
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 31 Oct 2020, 5:50pm

timing.
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cyril Haearn » 31 Oct 2020, 5:56pm

'Cyril, do you know how to arouse someone's curiosity?', said the teacher

'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'

'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher

'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 4 Nov 2020, 7:48pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 5 Nov 2020, 8:02pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby pete75 » 5 Nov 2020, 8:30pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 6 Nov 2020, 12:49pm

Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 6 Nov 2020, 2:18pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 6 Nov 2020, 4:02pm

Oldjohnw wrote:Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.


Apparently massaging the right figures helps. 8)
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cowsham » 7 Nov 2020, 11:18am

pete75 wrote:Caplaz.JPG


Class! :lol:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 13 Nov 2020, 8:15am

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 14 Nov 2020, 11:22am

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