I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?
Jamaica.
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?
Jamaica.
Mick F. Cornwall
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No, I meant the East Indies.
Jonathan
Jonathan
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Jdsk wrote:jimlews wrote:Mick F wrote:What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.
I don't get the joke!
Why is this funny?
Just curious.
It's the way he tells it.
Jonathan
AAH!
Looking again at the picture...
I understand now!
It's all in the timing!
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The secret of good comedy is good
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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timing.
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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'Cyril, do you know how to arouse someone's curiosity?', said the teacher
'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'
'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher
'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril
'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'
'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher
'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril
Entertainer, juvenile, curmudgeon, PoB, 30120
Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies
Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies
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- Queueing for 99p beer at Wetherspoons
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'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.
John
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Oldjohnw wrote:Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.
Apparently massaging the right figures helps.
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
