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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 3:32pm
by Mick F
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?

Jamaica.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 4:02pm
by Jdsk
No, I meant the East Indies.

Jonathan

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 4:34pm
by jimlews
Jdsk wrote:
jimlews wrote:
Mick F wrote:What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.

I don't get the joke!

Why is this funny?

Just curious.

It's the way he tells it.

Jonathan


AAH!

Looking again at the picture...

I understand now!

It's all in the timing! :lol: :lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 5:49pm
by peetee
The secret of good comedy is good

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 5:50pm
by peetee
timing.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 31 Oct 2020, 5:56pm
by Cyril Haearn
'Cyril, do you know how to arouse someone's curiosity?', said the teacher

'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'

'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher

'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 4 Nov 2020, 7:48pm
by mercalia
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Queueing for 99p beer at Wetherspoons

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 5 Nov 2020, 8:02pm
by Debs
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 5 Nov 2020, 8:30pm
by pete75
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 6 Nov 2020, 12:49pm
by Oldjohnw
Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 6 Nov 2020, 2:18pm
by Mick F
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 6 Nov 2020, 4:02pm
by peetee
Oldjohnw wrote:Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.


Apparently massaging the right figures helps. 8)

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 7 Nov 2020, 11:18am
by Cowsham
pete75 wrote:Caplaz.JPG


Class! :lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 13 Nov 2020, 8:15am
by mercalia
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 14 Nov 2020, 11:22am
by Debs
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