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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 14 Nov 2020, 11:26am
by Jdsk
Very good, and hadn't seen it before.

Jonathan

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 3:58pm
by kwackers
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 4:13pm
by mercalia
kwackers wrote:Image

where is the Punk version? Or the Goth version?

where is the Spanish version? They seem to like redoing fading artworks there. or maybe its the last one?

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While trying to restore a 19th-century painting (left), an elderly woman in Spain says she unintentionally defaced it (right). (Photos via BBC.)


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Bartolomé Esteban Murillo’s original work (left) and two attempts at restoring a copy of it. Photograph: Cedida por Coleccionista/Europa Press 2020

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 4:33pm
by kwackers
mercalia wrote:where is the Spanish version? They seem to like redoing fading artworks there. or maybe its the last one?


I posted the following on our work Slack chat group, mainly aimed at taking the wee out of Miguel - our resident Spaniard.
He replied "Yes! We're getting better at restoration!"

There you go, straight from the horses mouth.
(He's a technical artist so should know what he's talking about. ;) )

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 9:15pm
by Mick F
Mona Lisa ..................

Never noticed before.
Doesn't she look young!

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 9:17pm
by Jdsk
"She"?

; - )

Jonathan

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Nov 2020, 10:42pm
by mercalia
The Dance Mix one rather nice

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 16 Nov 2020, 8:29am
by kwackers
mercalia wrote:The Dance Mix one rather nice

Have you heard it?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 16 Nov 2020, 10:46am
by fausto copy
Does Nat know?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 16 Nov 2020, 3:02pm
by mercalia
kwackers wrote:
mercalia wrote:The Dance Mix one rather nice

Have you heard it?


only going on looks. didnt know there was music there

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 11:29am
by mercalia

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 18 Nov 2020, 7:29pm
by Mick F
Good job the Beano is there.
I had no idea what Cummings was supposed to look like. Doesn't he look old!

I only just recognised Boris from when we had a telly in the old days and we watched HIGNFY a couple of times.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 2:26pm
by kwackers
Might not be a joke...



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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 6:25pm
by peetee
kwackers wrote:Might not be a joke...



It’s not a joke. Henry rocks!
I use him to clean the house, garage, shed, car, fireplace....and he never stops smiling.
Oh, and just to different I call mine Herbert.
He’s ten next year and I will buy him a pressie. I was going to bake him a cake in his likeness but he said he would be happy with hundreds and thousands. Not on a cake, just as they are.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 9:47pm
by kwackers
peetee wrote:It’s not a joke. Henry rocks!
I use him to clean the house, garage, shed, car, fireplace....and he never stops smiling.
Oh, and just to different I call mine Herbert.
He’s ten next year and I will buy him a pressie. I was going to bake him a cake in his likeness but he said he would be happy with hundreds and thousands. Not on a cake, just as they are.

Be careful, my Henry went off the rails.