Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Audax67 » 16 Dec 2020, 9:34am

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Audax67 » 16 Dec 2020, 9:35am

- I've made a wreath for Christmas.

- I didn't know it was dead.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Vorpal » 17 Dec 2020, 10:00am

Oldjohnw wrote:I nearly got knocked off my bike last night by a council salt lorry.

"Idiot" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

Oof. That would've made me salty!

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 17 Dec 2020, 10:03am

Vorpal wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:I nearly got knocked off my bike last night by a council salt lorry.

"Idiot" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

Oof. That would've made me salty!

Did you dash off a complaint?


A bit of spicy language ensued. I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 17 Dec 2020, 10:19am

Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cyril Haearn » 17 Dec 2020, 10:32am

More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Audax67 » 17 Dec 2020, 10:35am

Cyril Haearn wrote:More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?


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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 17 Dec 2020, 11:01am

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 17 Dec 2020, 11:07am

Shampion cartoon Merc'..

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Vorpal » 17 Dec 2020, 11:36am

colin54 wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .

A sage, even.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 17 Dec 2020, 12:08pm

Vorpal wrote:
colin54 wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:
I am not one for wanting to curry flavour. I don't have enough spare thyme.

I salute you sir ! You are indeed a tarragon of virtue .

A sage, even.


no as madras a hatter. though depends on which Korma of the country you come from
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 17 Dec 2020, 1:09pm

Cyril Haearn wrote:More puns, -1
Anyone got a new joke?


Doesn't quite cut the mustard.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 17 Dec 2020, 2:46pm

Oldjohnw wrote:
Doesn't quite cut the mustard.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 17 Dec 2020, 2:50pm

mercalia wrote:
no as madras a hatter. though depends on which Korma of the country you come from

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