Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 23 Dec 2020, 8:55pm

Cornwall is being taken into Tier2 as from Christmas Night.
That's it, last day at the Rising Sun will be Christmas Day. :cry:

They are opening at 11am Christmas Day and closing at 2pm ............. and then that's it.
They don't do food.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby merseymouth » 24 Dec 2020, 9:14am

Hi MckF, Sorry your watering hole will be shut, make you a bit cross I know. But if you drink a bottle of Harpic you'll go cleanround the bend! :wink: :wink: :wink: Bah Humbug to you all, MM

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 27 Dec 2020, 2:36pm

Bah Humbug to you all too! :lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 27 Dec 2020, 4:12pm

Mick F wrote:Bah Humbug to you all too! :lol:



Is the watering hole closing for good then?
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 28 Dec 2020, 3:47pm

Closed until the lockdown ends.
Personally, I won't be going to any pubs until it ends, as I don't want to eat at one.
Happy to walk to any of them, have two or three beers, and walk home.

PS.
It's no joke, so this is very much off topic.
Sorry. :oops:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby philvantwo » 28 Dec 2020, 5:01pm

Don't tell us your stash of speckled hen has run out as well?

:( :( :(

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 31 Dec 2020, 10:46pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby cycleruk » 31 Dec 2020, 11:06pm

I've got a booking to go to Iceland in February. If that works out then we will try Sainsburys in March. :wink:
You'll never know if you don't try it.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby kylecycler » 31 Dec 2020, 11:30pm

Debs wrote:Image

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It's broke. :(

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby reohn2 » 31 Dec 2020, 11:36pm

Debs :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 31 Dec 2020, 11:41pm

kylecycler wrote:*click*... *click*... *click*...

It's broke. :(


In a year from now, let's hope Best Moments of 2021 works a lot better :)

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 31 Dec 2020, 11:47pm

Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby reohn2 » 31 Dec 2020, 11:53pm

colin54 wrote:
Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..

You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby colin54 » 1 Jan 2021, 12:00am

reohn2 wrote:
colin54 wrote:
Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..

You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:

I try, I can be very trying !.
Opticians are glad to see the back of 20-20.
Happy New Year !!!

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Debs » 1 Jan 2021, 12:02am

reohn2 wrote:You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:


Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes :)

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