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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Jan 2021, 12:04am
by reohn2
Conwy do any better?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Jan 2021, 12:11am
by colin54
reohn2 wrote:Conwy do any better?
Gower way with you...

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Jan 2021, 12:13am
by colin54
Debs wrote:
Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes :)

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Please don't don't sully the thread debs, clean jokes only...thanks on behalf of the the cleaning staff..

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Jan 2021, 2:19pm
by pete75
My uncle always said when one door closes another one opens. Nice chap but a terrible cabinet maker.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Jan 2021, 2:48pm
by Paulatic
I’ve decided enough is enough and I’m not going to carry on with my favourite hobby. 2020 was a real trial and trying as hard as I did social distancing and travel restrictions ruined it for me.
Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers. :D

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 4 Jan 2021, 11:34pm
by Debs
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 5 Jan 2021, 11:09am
by Oldjohnw
I understand that Chris Grayling wasn't fired at all. He was instead cloned several times

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 16 Jan 2021, 11:45am
by cycleruk
I never thought I would be the kind of person to get up in the morning and exercise....and I was right.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 17 Jan 2021, 3:22pm
by pete75
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 17 Jan 2021, 4:24pm
by Cowsham
pete75 wrote:17-01-2021 15-21-45.jpg


:lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 17 Jan 2021, 4:28pm
by reohn2
Seconded :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Jan 2021, 6:44pm
by peetee
The leading Japanese bike parts company are to introduce a new indexing standard that is said to revolutionise click gearing and “make obsolete every SIS system to date”.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 20 Jan 2021, 11:35am
by cycleruk
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 22 Jan 2021, 3:14pm
by Debs
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Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke! :roll:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 22 Jan 2021, 4:42pm
by kwackers
Debs wrote:Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke! :roll:

I think its funny.

I've been racking my brains thinking what "help to buy available" means.

Free boat / mooring?
Strong arm tactics to overcome any reluctance to sign?
Glass bottomed living room?