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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Sep 2019, 8:30pm
by 661-Pete
Apparently this same toilet was offered as a gift to Mr Trump when he visited the place. He declined. He said he'd got one already.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Sep 2019, 10:02pm
by 100%JR
An Englishman,Irishman,Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar.
The Englishman wants to leave....so they all have to.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 15 Sep 2019, 10:09pm
by Spinners
My pet mouse Elvis has died... he was caught in a trap.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 18 Sep 2019, 4:14pm
by Pastychomper
"What's a Grecian urn?", I asked the antiques dealer.

"About a thousand Euros a month," came the reply.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 18 Sep 2019, 4:28pm
by Mick F
Spinners wrote:My pet mouse Elvis has died... he was caught in a trap.
Was he wearing blue suede shoes?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Sep 2019, 3:05am
by Debs
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 19 Sep 2019, 5:14pm
by 661-Pete
Debs wrote:Image
Venn did you dig that one up, then?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 20 Sep 2019, 1:18am
by Debs
661-Pete wrote:Venn did you dig that one up, then?


It was venn i was in my local bank with my DJ friend, and while we waited in the queue and listening to this preacher give a sermon, these bank robbers suddenly came busting in :D

Alternative answer below:

borrowed off another forum :wink:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 21 Sep 2019, 1:07pm
by Cyril Haearn
Debs wrote:Image

Please to post more Venn diagrams (had them at school), showing how people belong to several different groups
The Dahrendorf House is another good one, shows the structure and classes of society

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 21 Sep 2019, 4:48pm
by Debs
This one is quite funny :D

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 21 Sep 2019, 4:53pm
by Debs
Mom inclusive Venn upgrade:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Sep 2019, 7:59am
by Cyril Haearn
Maths lesson
'Bryn, imagine you have ten €uros, Cyril takes three of them, what would be the result?', asked the teacher

'I should be very angry with the little @#%&!, bleated Bryn

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Oct 2019, 1:43pm
by Cyril Haearn
A couple from trumpland were staying in Berlin for a conference, the wife had an evening meeting, the hubby had some free time so he decided to go for a walk
He carefully noted the name of the street where they were staying, and set off

After a couple of hours he decided it was time to go back so he stopped a stranger and asked if she knew the way to..

'Einbahnstrasse'
(one-way street) :?

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Oct 2019, 1:52pm
by kwackers
Cyril Haearn wrote:A couple from trumpland were staying in Berlin for a conference, the wife had an evening meeting, the hubby had some free time so he decided to go for a walk
He carefully noted the name of the street where they were staying, and set off

After a couple of hours he decided it was time to go back so he stopped a stranger and asked if she knew the way to..

'Einbahnstrasse'
(one-way street) :?

First time I went to France, after a couple of hours on the autoroute I remember thinking how well signposted Sortie was (it must be a big place)...

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Oct 2019, 5:01pm
by Spinners
Cyril Haearn will probably be familiar with English tourists visiting Wales and asking for directions "to the Hotel Gwesty".