Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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When your grand-children ask you what you did during the Great #CulturalCleansing, you can proudly say that, armed with a rope and a placard, you pulled your weight.
https://life.spectator.co.uk/articles/a-handy-guide-to-statue-toppling/
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Hi
How dairy!
Regards
tim-b
Despite the prediction for unpleasant conditions on the roads I decided to go for a bike ride today. Imagine my shock as for mile after mile I was pelted with cheese squares...snip
How dairy!
Regards
tim-b
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tim-b wrote:HiDespite the prediction for unpleasant conditions on the roads I decided to go for a bike ride today. Imagine my shock as for mile after mile I was pelted with cheese squares...snip
How dairy!
Regards
tim-b
That’s right, milk my joke for all it’s worth!
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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I went to the zoo and couldn't work out why there was a baguette in the middle of one enclosure
Eventually I asked a zoo keeper who told me that it was bread in captivity
Eventually I asked a zoo keeper who told me that it was bread in captivity
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Somebody's been adding soil to my allotment...the plot thickens
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I finally found bags of white sugar in the shops but I can't find bags of brown sugar, apparently dem a rarer
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Well are you ready for Monday. No then order one of these in the next 30 minutes for prompt delivery by tomorrow?
better than a face mask or covering?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Orion-Costumes-Mens-Silver-Astronaut-Space-Suit-With-Helmet-Fancy-Dress-Costume/391373602809?
or if you dont want to attract too much attention and be interned, as an alien then this is what everyone will be wearing tomorrow going to the office
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/METRO-2033-EXODUS-SUIT-TACTICAL-VEST-NBC-SUIT-GAS-MASK-FP5-FILTER-RIOT-HELMET/263483832769?
take no chances, you know it makes sense, but remember keep 2m away from others still ( though they will probably give you wide berth any way)
better than a face mask or covering?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Orion-Costumes-Mens-Silver-Astronaut-Space-Suit-With-Helmet-Fancy-Dress-Costume/391373602809?
or if you dont want to attract too much attention and be interned, as an alien then this is what everyone will be wearing tomorrow going to the office
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/METRO-2033-EXODUS-SUIT-TACTICAL-VEST-NBC-SUIT-GAS-MASK-FP5-FILTER-RIOT-HELMET/263483832769?
take no chances, you know it makes sense, but remember keep 2m away from others still ( though they will probably give you wide berth any way)
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I've been keeping an eye on the news to see when BMW dealers will be open again.....
No indications so far
No indications so far
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work ?
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A can’t opener.
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A can’t opener.
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To be, or not to be a horse rider.
That is equestrian
That is equestrian
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Debs wrote:To be, or not to be a horse rider.
That is equestrian
Like it.
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My 4 year old grandson has been learning Spanish during the lockdown.
But he still can't say please; which I think is poor for four.
But he still can't say please; which I think is poor for four.
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How does one know someone is a vegan, vegetarian, evangelical christian, yorkshireperson (etc etc)?
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She tells one at the first opportunity
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She tells one at the first opportunity
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Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies