Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 1 Jul 2020, 1:37pm

gbnz wrote:Todays Legal Secretary on Radio 4, complaining bitterly that's she's been made redundant and is having to look for a job :(

But as she's stated on numerous occasions on Radio 4* today, there "are too many people, chasing too many jobs" . God, I wouldn't want that Legal Secretary processing my legal matters :lol: (NB. I suspect they keep on repeating it, as the plaintive note adds to the efffect)



I heard that also. how ever you look at , not a good personal advert - bad memory or speaking without thinking what you are saying or not self correcting. Have I missed any?

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cyril Haearn » 2 Jul 2020, 1:39pm

Cycled to Llanfairbryn YH
'Please, where are the toilets?', I asked the warder
'Just follow your nose!', she snorted
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 6 Jul 2020, 4:37pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 9 Jul 2020, 3:54pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cyril Haearn » 9 Jul 2020, 8:11pm

I booked a holiday on McDonald's farm

'We are woken by the cockerell here', said the farmer

'Please to set him for 11oo', I requested
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 10 Jul 2020, 1:30pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby gaz » 13 Jul 2020, 9:46pm

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 14 Jul 2020, 8:55am

Brilliant! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cowsham » 14 Jul 2020, 9:48am

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby kylecycler » 14 Jul 2020, 10:27am

What has six wheels and flies?

A bin lorry.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 14 Jul 2020, 5:59pm


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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 14 Jul 2020, 9:42pm

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any one care to explain the joke?

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby wirral_cyclist » 14 Jul 2020, 10:29pm

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Guy in red always dies so it would be a waste of a mask

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby kwackers » 14 Jul 2020, 10:53pm

wirral_cyclist wrote:
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Guy in red always dies so it would be a waste of a mask

I suspect it's a bit more of the ilk "he dies because he didn't wear a mask".

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby tim-b » 15 Jul 2020, 6:52am

Hi
any one care to explain the joke?

The member of the "away team" that TV viewers haven't seen before always dies on the alien ship/world, maybe the joke is that there's no point him wearing a mask because his fate is sealed?? :?
As wirral_cyclist says they often/always(?) wear a red shirt
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