Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[kylecycler]

It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

Jonathan

'e wis talkin' tae me.

[Jdsk]

: - )

But Josephine Baker wasn't.

Jonathan

[peetee]

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[Cowsham]

It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

Jonathan

'e wis talkin' tae me.

Tackin

[mercalia]

This isnt a joke but should be



France's most tattooed man told not to teach nursery children

Sylvain Helaine says pupils who are taught by him learn to accept people who are different yeah right more like identify nut cases. Certainly that what would happen in a secondary school.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54333915


He looks like the alien from Prometheus?( bar the tatoos)

[Oldjohnw]

The BBC is replacing 'Prime Minister's Question Time' with 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'.

[mercalia]

[Oldjohnw]

I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.

[mercalia]

I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.

well the virus has done one good thing - he wont be around for some time.

it seems he thinks that chemicals in McD's fries have kept his trade mark blond

[Mick F]

Karl Marx had a sister called Onya.

She invented the starting pistol.

[merseymouth]

You have made me recall the time when tommy Handley was asked - "Do you play the mouth organ?" "No, that's my sister, are Monica!" MM

[Oldjohnw]

True.

I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.

[Mick F]

[Pastychomper]

I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.

It takes an eon to recognise that a greedy bird is not flying pig.

[mercalia]