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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 7:52pm
by kylecycler
Jdsk wrote:It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

Jonathan

'e wis talkin' tae me. :wink:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 25 Sep 2020, 8:00pm
by Jdsk
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But Josephine Baker wasn't.

Jonathan

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 10:01am
by peetee
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 26 Sep 2020, 10:13am
by Cowsham
kylecycler wrote:
Jdsk wrote:It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

Jonathan

'e wis talkin' tae me. :wink:

Tackin

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 28 Sep 2020, 10:59pm
by mercalia
This isnt a joke but should be

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France's most tattooed man told not to teach nursery children :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sylvain Helaine says pupils who are taught by him learn to accept people who are different yeah right more like identify nut cases. Certainly that what would happen in a secondary school.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54333915


He looks like the alien from Prometheus?( bar the tatoos)
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 30 Sep 2020, 2:59pm
by Oldjohnw
The BBC is replacing 'Prime Minister's Question Time' with 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 1 Oct 2020, 8:07pm
by mercalia
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 2 Oct 2020, 9:53am
by Oldjohnw
I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 2 Oct 2020, 10:38am
by mercalia
Oldjohnw wrote:I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.


well the virus has done one good thing - he wont be around for some time.

it seems he thinks that chemicals in McD's fries have kept his trade mark blond


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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 3 Oct 2020, 11:15am
by Mick F
Karl Marx had a sister called Onya.

She invented the starting pistol.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 3 Oct 2020, 11:30am
by merseymouth
You have made me recall the time when tommy Handley was asked - "Do you play the mouth organ?" "No, that's my sister, are Monica!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: MM

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 3 Oct 2020, 11:45am
by Oldjohnw
True.

I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 3 Oct 2020, 3:12pm
by Mick F
:lol:

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 5 Oct 2020, 3:55pm
by Pastychomper
Oldjohnw wrote:I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.


It takes an eon to recognise that a greedy bird is not flying pig.

Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Posted: 5 Oct 2020, 4:17pm
by mercalia
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