Years ago, I stayed at Lochranza SYHA on the Isle of Arran.
Terrible bike shed, and my Mercian was the first or second bike in that afternoon. Shed was un-lockable, though Mercian was locked.
I checked on it later, and the shed was full of MTBs all manky and dirty and strewn about everywhere, with my precious Mercian sitting proudly and cleanly and prominently on show.
I objected strongly to the scene before me, so rescued Mercian and took him up to the dorm where he leant against the wall behind my bunk!!!
