Got Girlfriend.
Built bike for Girlfriend.
Got Married.
Got Tandem.
Had Son.
Got Sidecar for Tandem.
Had another Son.
Got Child Seat for Tandem.
Had another Son.
Got Trailer to hitch behind Sidecar and Tandem.
Downhill Speed Phenomenal.
Wife Frightened by Speed cycling down to beach at Woolacombe.
Mutiny by Wife-refused to ride Tandem again.
Cycling reduced.
Got Bigger.
Snored Louder.
Mutiny by Wife-forced to sleep in garage.
Upset.
Rejoined Cycling Club.
Increased collection of bikes.
Got Thinner.
Snoring reduced.
Still have to sleep in garage.
Tandems lying unused.
Anyone want to come Tandem Riding ?