bovlomov wrote: Mick F wrote:
bovlomov wrote: Like garlic for deterring vampires.
It works with me.
I can't stand the smell of garlic. Horrible stuff and I keep away from it.
Maybe I'm a vampire!
Shame! If you rub in on your head before getting on the bike, it will protect you from all harm. And is a hair restorer. But neither works with vampires.
I once ran over a rabbit, and rather than waste it, put it into my pannier.
Only got a few yards when I was stopped by a Police car questioning my activities.
They took the rabbit, placed it on the bonnet of the car, and checked it over
One Copper goes into teh back, brings out a small sachet, opens it and pours it over the rabbit...... which bounds up and across the fields
Amazed, I asked what was in the bottle.....
The Copper replies......