Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

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Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

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mikeymo wrote:
Mick F wrote:
further wrote:I wouldn't steal one,I won't even buy one
That's me too now, then I saw the light!


Lordy lord, ain't that the truth! There are so many amongst us who have been blessed by the same revelation as you, brother!! Oh yes, those who once dwelled in misery amongst the damned sinners of the helmeted, but now have found salvation as the scales have fallen from their eyes!! Let us give praise as they cast aside the trappings of their past lives and joyfully enter the kingdom of bareheaded cyclery!!


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Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

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We vicars can be quite perceptive,and are always delighted to see the word in print-bless you my son.
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Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

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Just paint "I have lice" on it, it'll be fine.
There's an assumption there... :wink:
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Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

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simonineaston wrote:
Just paint "I have lice" on it, it'll be fine.
There's an assumption there... :wink:


Reminds me of the story about the bloke who left his pint on the bar when he visited the gents' with a sign saying "I've spat in this." He came back to find added, "so have I."
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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