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Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

Posted: 11 Oct 2020, 2:19pm
by Audax67
mikeymo wrote:
Mick F wrote:
further wrote:I wouldn't steal one,I won't even buy one
That's me too now, then I saw the light!


Lordy lord, ain't that the truth! There are so many amongst us who have been blessed by the same revelation as you, brother!! Oh yes, those who once dwelled in misery amongst the damned sinners of the helmeted, but now have found salvation as the scales have fallen from their eyes!! Let us give praise as they cast aside the trappings of their past lives and joyfully enter the kingdom of bareheaded cyclery!!


Watch out for IEDs and RPGs on the road to Damascus, won't you?

Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

Posted: 11 Oct 2020, 6:39pm
by mumbojumbo
We vicars can be quite perceptive,and are always delighted to see the word in print-bless you my son.

Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

Posted: 12 Oct 2020, 12:46pm
by simonineaston
Just paint "I have lice" on it, it'll be fine.
There's an assumption there... :wink:

Re: Do unattended helmets get stolen much?

Posted: 12 Oct 2020, 12:51pm
by Mike Sales
simonineaston wrote:
Just paint "I have lice" on it, it'll be fine.
There's an assumption there... :wink:


Reminds me of the story about the bloke who left his pint on the bar when he visited the gents' with a sign saying "I've spat in this." He came back to find added, "so have I."