I'm suffering some covid19 vaccine side effects at the moment, so its probably the meds talking. While I have none of the above on my bike, I don't think i would seek to banish any of the above from existence....
..I think its quite a wonderful thing that every generation gets to redesign the bicycle, or parts thereof. By doing so the bicycle stays relevant and exciting to those discovering it for that generation -(even if for persons like myself, the problems that prompted such developments have already been solved in other ways, or just that we've learned to live with them).