Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

[661-Pete]

No tea, but jaffa cake in your kitchen?

[gaz]

Yes, but I'm saving that for the Viscount.

[TonyR]

Hob Nobbing with the aristocracy?

[gaz]

At the ambassador's reception, I believe he is called Ferrero Rocher. Should be an opportunity for a Vienesse Whirl around the dance floor with Cherry Bakewell or Victoria Sponge. Lovely girls although they do think I'm a bit of a Fruit Cake.

[661-Pete]

Which one is you then?
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[Vorpal]

They are missing the White Knight and the 3 Musketeers.

[Postboxer]

Ok ok ok that's enough, you've had over 10 pages of puns now trying to make us laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[TonyR]

I'm guessing you're on a camping tour and that post was made within tent.

[gaz]

Postboxer, your comment really takes the Biscuit.

TonyR, your reply, ... it's a Cracker.

[gaz]

I went on a camping trip once, to Battenburg. Nobody there spoke French, Fancy that.

[661-Pete]

Off-pun for the moment:
One of those pointless bits of detail that's been bugging me for years, ever since that silly advert first came out:
How many chocolates are there in the Ferrero Rocher 'pyramid'? And how much would they cost at today's prices?

[Vorpal]

Off-pun for the moment:
One of those pointless bits of detail that's been bugging me for years, ever since that silly advert first came out:
How many chocolates are there in the Ferrero Rocher 'pyramid'? And how much would they cost at today's prices?

You can download instructions from their website http://www.ferrerorocherusa.com/how-to-creations.php
But that's only for Five Star events. Or maybe a Princessa.

[gaz]

Once you've built it, don't forget to Tuc in.

They serve them at the Ritz but not when it's Teatime.

[TonyR]

Think you've gone a bit off Topic.

[Graham]

Build a Ferrero Rocher 'pyramid' . .. . . the Holy Grail !

But what is this : first instruction : "Place a foam cone on a flat surface."

Oh, no, it is an illusion . .. . completely undermining my world view.

Alas, world diplomacy is not built on a pyramid of chocolates after all.