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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby 661-Pete » 11 Jan 2016, 9:45pm

Aren't we Smart(ie) - bandying all these puns about?!
(do Smarties still exist?)
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby gaz » 11 Jan 2016, 10:35pm

There are Allsorts on this forum including some self declared Yorkies.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Vantage » 11 Jan 2016, 11:07pm

TonyR wrote:
Vantage wrote:They were downsized because they were too big for the Taxi's and kept squishing Penguins who were escaping Lions.


Didn't the Lions find the Penguins a bit Crunchie?


They had the Munchies.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Vantage » 11 Jan 2016, 11:24pm

I hear they also took a Chomp out of some Drifter. Freddo his name was. A friend of Taz.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Manc33 » 12 Jan 2016, 4:51am

These puns are a Dime a dozen.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Edwards » 12 Jan 2016, 8:01am

Some Pear Drops of wisdom.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Vantage » 12 Jan 2016, 10:03am

Manc33 wrote:These puns are a Dime a dozen.


I found mine in a Locket which a Fisherman's Friend gave me.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby AM7 » 15 Jan 2016, 8:33pm

This really is a Marathon Topic. Made me Snicker though...

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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby 661-Pete » 15 Jan 2016, 9:28pm

Yes, but it's getting Bourbon, so I thought I'd wait till After Eight before I looked at it again.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby sapperadam » 18 Jan 2016, 12:13pm

661-Pete wrote:Yes, but it's getting Bourbon, so I thought I'd wait till After Eight before I looked at it again.


Indeed, the Viscount thinks this is all a bit Rocky now...

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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Phil Fouracre » 19 Jan 2016, 10:17pm

Running out of steam, never get to 10 pages :-)
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Edwards » 21 Jan 2016, 2:09am

Phil Fouracre wrote:Running out of steam, never get to 10 pages :-)



We need a Starburst of activity to do that.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Manc33 » 21 Jan 2016, 3:15am

Only a real Titan can keep coming up with them, Drifters need not apply.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby gaz » 21 Jan 2016, 8:55am

If we do make 10 pages it will be a performance deserving of a Blue Riband.
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Re: Mars Bar advert Advertising complaint

Postby Vorpal » 21 Jan 2016, 9:11am

I took some Time Out from this thread, but now I'll have another Whirl in the hopes that we can Breakaway.
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