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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin,
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'
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Wuslefartisque-Bottomly-Pinrose" pronounced "pimbillywagger", rode his recumbent backwards because he had three reverse hub gears. "Smoke and mirrors need careful handling"thought Marmaduke as he looked down where the smoke rose gently from below the belt,"WOW","Four words again" he said hoping no-one would notice.

Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was
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Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!"
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Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of
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Someone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of marmalade on the
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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omeone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of marmalade on the toast dripped off
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omeone did notice, the pannier police, four word symmetry is against the inside left leg. "Painful" said Edward.Reohn2 carefully counted, and horror of horrors there were indeed the wrong number of legs, and words, too!

Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of marmalade on the toast dripped off and landed on
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.
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Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of marmalade on the toast dripped off and landed on the resurrected thread
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Life would never ever become more cycling-orientated, unlessreohn2 wrote:
My head hurts
, "but why", asked Edward, "its the third leg tapping". "Same old story!" shouted the hamster. "All squirrels and rabbits with fluffy tails and malicious inductive hyperventilation causes regular Campag." "So does All-Bran!" shouted Herman Munster, shouted the hamster from his wheel. The trouble was, the squeaky wheel was contaminated with eclipse oil from the BBC gushbag, and BBC controller was upside down masquerading as a ITV employee with a Dawes Kingpin which had the leather saddle adjusted for maximum agony by tightening the bullock strangulation mech ten clicks on his sore throbbing thumb, but he couldn't account for his whereabouts on the big wheel until Fred Trueman appeared, to rub the umpire up the off side leg.

"Egad!" cried Rumpelstiltskin, T'spinnin wheels squeakin'." The trouble was the hamster afterall!" A spot of marmalade on the toast dripped off and landed on the resurrected thread being sewn by
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.
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