four word story game(this may be a game too far)

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Postby nigel_s » 11 Mar 2008, 10:43pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said

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Postby reohn2 » 12 Mar 2008, 9:20am

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A when did you

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Postby groveller » 12 Mar 2008, 11:23am

[quote="reohn2"]Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?"

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Postby nigel_s » 12 Mar 2008, 6:25pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop"

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Postby reohn2 » 12 Mar 2008, 7:53pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she

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Postby groveller » 13 Mar 2008, 7:18pm

[quote="reohn2"]Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at

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Postby nigel_s » 13 Mar 2008, 7:48pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in

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Postby Robert » 13 Mar 2008, 7:57pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief.

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Postby reohn2 » 14 Mar 2008, 9:01pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on

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Postby Robert » 14 Mar 2008, 10:24pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be

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Postby reohn2 » 15 Mar 2008, 9:30am

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be"but not back to

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Postby groveller » 15 Mar 2008, 11:41am

[quote="reohn2"]Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be"but not back to front and outside your

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Postby Mick F » 15 Mar 2008, 4:12pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be"but not back to front and outside your shed!"

Albert quickly mounted
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Postby reohn2 » 15 Mar 2008, 4:12pm

Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be"but not back to front and outside your Universe, it doesn't look

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Postby groveller » 15 Mar 2008, 4:21pm

[quote="reohn2"]Albert Arkwright, a man of vastly overrated intellect, considered Mrs Arkwright was quite often given to cycling too fast for his own good,despite repeated warnings to maintain the three word cadance whilst riding the rollers. However, on the road four became Albert's magical mantra. Mrs Arkwright however, was pregnant.

Edward Gerbil from the three word story game, nibbled Albert's fundementals which had a distinct aroma of mature stilton,Hmm thought Edward, "That's smelly and rich!"

Meanwhile, Mrs Arkwright was thinking why does Stilton make me go all wobbly?
In the same vein, Albert grasped the handlebars and wobbled off down the steep winding lane carrying on his head essence of human existence. "Strange", he thought, "Why that essence smells odd". "It's your socks". said Mrs A, "when did you get oil on them?" "In the chip shop","and the smoke?"she said looking down at his nether regions in total and utter disbelief."My Yfronts are on." So they should be"but not back to front and outside your Universe, it doesn't look a bit like superman"