Fave quotes...

[Psamathe]

Can't remember where I heard it (I'll feel a complete idiot if it was on an earlier page of this thread!) but

Enough monkeys randomly hitting keys on a keyboard for long enough, eventually one will create a Shakespeare work - I am that monkey

Ian

[BikeKid]

"I went insane, with long periods of horrible sanity."

-Edgar Allen Poe

[Cyril Haearn]

Travelling on a bike is heaven, travelling with a bike is hell

simonhill of this parish

[yostumpy]

Arthur Daily

" A friend in need, is a pest"


Del Boy

"He who dares, wins, Rodney!"


Spike Milligan ( on his gravestone apparently)

"I told you I was ill!


Me

" words are precious, use them wisely"


Groucho


" I say, that's a nice nose, did you pick it yourself "

[Cyril Haearn]

Arthur Daily

" A friend in need, is a pest"


Del Boy

"He who dares, wins, Rodney!"


Spike Milligan ( on his gravestone apparently)

"I told you I was ill!


Me

" words are precious, use them wisely"


Groucho


" I say, that's a nice nose, did you pick it yourself "

This lentil soup is lovely! Did you open the tin yourself?

BCD: bolt circle diameter

[KFT]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

[John100]

I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.

[Cyril Haearn]

*I didn't think about it all race, and suddenly I won the Tour*

Geraint Thomas

[Cyril Haearn]

Weniger Autos sind natuerlich besser als mehr
It would of course be better to have fewer cars rather than more

Winfried Kretschmann, German politrickian (green)

[Pastychomper]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

--Oettinger

[Cyril Haearn]

22 guys kick a ball around a field, Germany usually wins
G Lineker

142 guys ride bikes around France, Wales usually wins
Cecil Haearn

[John100]

If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got.

[Cyril Haearn]

Life is an elaborate metaphor for cricket

[Mick F]

We watched "Shrek" on DVD earlier this evening.

Donkey said:
"Why keep a secret if you can talk?"

Brilliant, and so poignant.

[Cyril Haearn]

Wagners music is better than it sounds