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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Psamathe » 10 May 2018, 1:58pm

Can't remember where I heard it (I'll feel a complete idiot if it was on an earlier page of this thread!) but
Enough monkeys randomly hitting keys on a keyboard for long enough, eventually one will create a Shakespeare work - I am that monkey


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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby BikeKid » 10 May 2018, 6:02pm

"I went insane, with long periods of horrible sanity."

-Edgar Allen Poe
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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 11 Jul 2018, 2:54pm

Travelling on a bike is heaven, travelling with a bike is hell

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby yostumpy » 12 Jul 2018, 7:19am

Arthur Daily

" A friend in need, is a pest"


Del Boy

"He who dares, wins, Rodney!"


Spike Milligan ( on his gravestone apparently)

"I told you I was ill!


Me

" words are precious, use them wisely"


Groucho


" I say, that's a nice nose, did you pick it yourself "

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 17 Jul 2018, 2:25pm

yostumpy wrote:Arthur Daily

" A friend in need, is a pest"


Del Boy

"He who dares, wins, Rodney!"


Spike Milligan ( on his gravestone apparently)

"I told you I was ill!


Me

" words are precious, use them wisely"


Groucho


" I say, that's a nice nose, did you pick it yourself "

This lentil soup is lovely! Did you open the tin yourself?

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby KFT » 17 Jul 2018, 11:03pm

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby John100 » 23 Jul 2018, 10:53pm

I thought we were invincible. But now I know that the things that people in love do to each other, they remember. And if they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 28 Jul 2018, 7:33pm

*I didn't think about it all race, and suddenly I won the Tour*

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 30 Jul 2018, 3:40pm

Weniger Autos sind natuerlich besser als mehr
It would of course be better to have fewer cars rather than more

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Pastychomper » 1 Aug 2018, 4:15pm

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

--Oettinger
Everyone's ghast should get a good flabbering now and then.
--Ole Boot

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 1 Aug 2018, 5:06pm

22 guys kick a ball around a field, Germany usually wins
G Lineker

142 guys ride bikes around France, Wales usually wins
B Poeth
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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby John100 » 3 Aug 2018, 6:14pm

If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got.

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 4 Aug 2018, 3:58pm

Life is an elaborate metaphor for cricket
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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Mick F » 12 Aug 2018, 8:27pm

We watched "Shrek" on DVD earlier this evening.

Donkey said:
"Why keep a secret if you can talk?"

Brilliant, and so poignant.
Mick F. Cornwall

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Re: Fave quotes...

Postby Cyril Haearn » 16 Aug 2018, 9:43pm

Wagners music is better than it sounds
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