Three Word Story Game (again)

[NATURAL ANKLING]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass

[Guy951]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered

[NATURAL ANKLING]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered

[661-Pete]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages, Mr Potato head

[Graham]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages ?
Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully

[661-Pete]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and

[Graham]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a

[661-Pete]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted

[Guy951]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and

[ferrit worrier]

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape