Three Word Story Game (again)

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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later,
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon,
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro'
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried
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Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried Boris, running his
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried Boris, running his ex-BorisBike through a
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