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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delight
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method.
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts is no substitute"
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts is no substitute" for two sticks
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts is no substitute" for two sticks (and ignored punctuation)
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts is no substitute" for two sticks (and ignored punctuation). "Best are woggles
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Captain Beaky and his upright trike blocked a chicane in the sewage treatment pipe. Flushed from playing poohsticks, knock down ginger kittens roasted over a Kelly's kettle whilst the mice wondered glumly why the clock struck back while Darth piggy wiggy whistled Jethro Tull. The Top 40 will include huge marshmallows fisheyes spinach spread (middle-age) with glass eye, wooden teeth, borrowed nose, Professor Yaffle voice, pilchards and Cream.

The children's menu was no better, offering fish biscuits, margarine pancakes, boiled pasties without any weevils, worms and slugs and tapeworms with onion rings.

"Fish biscuits!?" said Captain McVitie Birdseye, "Only on Thursdays" then thrice round the mulberry bush anti-clockwise at sunrise ("not anticlockwise - 'widdershins'!") hey nonny nonny.

"What?" replied Nonny. "The name's 'Noddy' said Noddy, but "Call me Donny". flobadob said weed.

"Paint me green cabbages red and leeks hawaiian sunset blues. No vogons can be trusted!" But The Yellow Lines prevented him sidewinding leaded line into narrow passages, where only the brave ride recumbents. But, nonetheless, he ran away from the Killer Hamster, fearing the consequent accusations of cowardice. There's only one other person who can testify in the single pannier LeJog Time Trials. But that person bought a recumbent with dodgy steering and now circles Piccadilly Circus endlessly, creating a black oil slick because the other pannier leaked Castrol GTX.

In consequence, Critical Mass was reached which, alongside Critical critics who critisised even criticism, they achieved nothing.

Smoke emanated from below the critical mass spectrometer, which Professor Pat Pending, Penelope Thunderthighs and Marta Hara hadn't maintained properly by greasing her nipples.

"Spokes men for the greasy spokes campaign opposed the use of de-greaser because nipple friction is a delightful firelighting method. Albeit dangerous," said Baden-Powell. "Rubbing two Slippery Nipple cocktails against boy scouts is no substitute" for two sticks (and ignored punctuation). "Best are woggles and cats tongues
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