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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre,
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted,
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small,
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small,European yet UKIP,
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow -
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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