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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food.
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk
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Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.

Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.

In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.

Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious
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