Three Word Story Game (again)

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby NATURAL ANKLING » 5 Feb 2017, 8:50pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 7 Feb 2017, 5:41pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Guy951 » 8 Feb 2017, 2:37pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 9 Feb 2017, 4:15pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby NATURAL ANKLING » 10 Feb 2017, 12:49am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 10 Feb 2017, 1:00pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages
Pete

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 11 Feb 2017, 8:43am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages, Mr Potato head
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Graham » 11 Feb 2017, 3:25pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages ?
Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 11 Feb 2017, 5:50pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and
Pete

Et qui rit des curés d'Oc?/De Meuse raines, houp! de cloques./De quelles loques ce turque coin./Et ne d'anes ni rennes,/Ecuries des curés d'Oc. - Louis d'Antin

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Graham » 12 Feb 2017, 7:48pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 16 Feb 2017, 6:48pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 16 Feb 2017, 8:00pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines
Pete

Et qui rit des curés d'Oc?/De Meuse raines, houp! de cloques./De quelles loques ce turque coin./Et ne d'anes ni rennes,/Ecuries des curés d'Oc. - Louis d'Antin

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 27 Feb 2017, 8:26pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Guy951 » 1 Mar 2017, 12:54pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and
What manner of creature's this, being but half a fish and half a monster

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 8 Mar 2017, 6:10pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape
Percussive maintainance, if it don't fit, hit it with the hammer.