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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 20 Feb 2018, 6:09pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later,
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Phileas » 20 Feb 2018, 7:53pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon,

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Vorpal » 20 Feb 2018, 10:04pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Geoff.D » 20 Feb 2018, 10:55pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby NATURAL ANKLING » 21 Feb 2018, 12:10am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Mick F » 21 Feb 2018, 8:20am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 21 Feb 2018, 9:25am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro'
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Audax67 » 21 Feb 2018, 10:11am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 22 Feb 2018, 7:36pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 22 Feb 2018, 10:57pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby ferrit worrier » 26 Feb 2018, 8:16pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Audax67 » 27 Feb 2018, 9:14am

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages? 

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Geoff.D » 1 Mar 2018, 8:53pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried

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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby 661-Pete » 1 Mar 2018, 10:52pm

Every Wednesday afternoon, Constable Carrot pledged allegiance to Ankh-Morpork and the Red Headed League of Clairol Fetishists before setting off for his biannual shampoo and set requested waxing of the moonshine from mission control before Joe Ninety screeched "For mash, get the laughing Martians: peel them with the rough end of a large crank remover. Boil your grannies in sponsored charity event, serve with turnips, neeps and tatties washed down with second-hand rocket fuel, twice in succession and turn round the May pole, Teresa (sic) dancing and Trumpeting (sic)

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried Boris, running his
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)

Postby Geoff.D » 2 Mar 2018, 9:18am

The left luggage department was a handbag short. Ernest poked Annie with his bus pass Elvis action figure , Buzz lightyear hovered am I bovered about cucumber shortages?

Mr Potato head suicided himself, tastefully with salt and balsamic vinegar flagellation, whipping up a croustade des langoustines barmcake with toasted spoke keys and grated bar tape.

One year later, on Wednesday afternoon, when the luggage was still in Hyperspace Billy saw Willy and his bearded baby bro' grovelling backwards down the push chair on the Jungfraujoch into the labyrinth of carroty follicles. "Mein Herr" cried Boris, running his ex-BorisBike through a