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Mick F
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Fun and Games

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"Fun and Games" always reminds me of joke told by Shep Woolley.
Ex RN petty officer.
http://www.shepwoolley.co.uk/

Jolly Jack Tar was shipwrecked and found himself on a South Sea island. He was tired, bedraggled and worn out, and had nothing but the rags he stood up in.

A beautiful dusky maiden appeared:
"Man want shelter?"
"Yes please!"
The beautiful dusky maiden produced a tent from beneath her grass skirt.

"Man want fire?"
"Yes please!"
The beautiful dusky maiden produced kindling, firelighters and a bag of coal from beneath her grass skirt.

"Man want food?"
"Yes please!"
The beautiful dusky maiden produced a plate of fish and chips from beneath her grass skirt.

"Man want drink?"
"Yes please!"
The beautiful dusky maiden produced a flagon of ale from beneath her grass skirt.

"Man want fun and games?"
"Don't tell me you've got a dartboard in there as well!"
Mick F. Cornwall
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