snibgo wrote: when a motorist shouts at me, on the road or in a forum, "You don't pay road tax", I can shout back "."
i can imagine this roadside debate.
motorist pulls out out of give way, forcing cyclist to halt rapidly
cyclist "OI"
motorist "You don't pay road tax"
cyclist "But I pay extra VAT"
motorist "your bike appears to have been made before jonty's VAT hike on cycles and their accesories was introduced"
cyclist "ah, well, yes, but i've bought a new saddlebag for it since."
motorist "so you're claiming rights to the road on the basis of a purchase of a few pounds?"
cyclist "this is all getting a bit pythonesque, don't you think, let's both just continue on our journies tutting, shall we?"