This should get a driving ban...

[Elizabethsdad]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-39664987
...but probably won't sadly. It is just fortunate that no one was hurt.

[tykeboy2003]

Assuming he's got a license in the first place, or insurance or a valid MOT certificate.

I think there are easily enough traffic violations there to merit 12 points.

1. speeding
2. dangerous driving
3. leaving the scene of an accident

[Bonefishblues]

Driver remains in custody, which is a decent start.

[yakdiver]

A good bent solicitor will get him off

[reohn2]

Driver remains in custody, which is a decent start.

Be better if he remained in custard preferably over his head

[Spinners]

Driver remains in custody, which is a decent start.

Be better if he remained in custard preferably over his head

That would definitely be a case of getting his just desserts...

[reohn2]

Driver remains in custody, which is a decent start.

Be better if he remained in custard preferably over his head

That would definitely be a case of getting his just desserts...

That's just(dessert) what I had in mind