So all you Psychology lot can get your minds around this one.
Coming home today on bike, narrow lane opening into a wider lane, but safe for two cars to pass.
Up hill so a bit slow and car comes into view coming towards me.
The car is in the middle of road and now appears to be drifting towards me

At about 5 yards the car now going to hit me and swerves back to middle of road.
At same time I slow up and get ready to dive out of the path of the car.
The car stops as I draw up to open window and me now crawling dead slow, the driver has hand on mobile and drops it and says camly "Sorry Mate"
I drift on by, past car and then say camly "You Know That's Illegal"
The car drifted down the road at a crawl and no doubt in my mind they picked up the mobile again.
No seat belt on either.
The car is a "car derived van"..................a SKY vehicle, I would complain but it appears that on sky customers can do that.