Man says to his wife "the clocks got to go back"
Wife replies " I thought it was paid for"
Man says " no I got it on tick"
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The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.
Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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BST means we arrive in our new wonderful future an hour earlier.
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gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.
Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
“In some ways, it is easier to be a dissident, for then one is without responsibility.”
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
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gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.
Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
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gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU
http://scotsmanincumbria.blogspot.com
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scotsmanincumbria wrote:gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU
No, 60 years will do. Back to 1957.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 728225.stm
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blackbike wrote:scotsmanincumbria wrote:gaz wrote:Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
Surely Only 40 years as that is how long we have been in EEC/EU
No, 60 years will do. Back to 1957.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 728225.stm
Er, that's July 20th.
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gaz wrote:The clocks will be going forward 1 hour this Sunday.
Before going back 60 years on the 29th .
+1
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Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies