The Letter "B"

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The Letter "B"

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Bold, brave, billowing, breakneck Barry bad boys brazenly buffalo, before badly battering; bilious, bilateral, belated, bible bashing Bethel Baptists by bicycle behind buff bungalow. Besides bubbling, babbling bifurcated brackish brook, betwixt brown briars. Beneath balustrades billabong bacterium besets blennies, but bibendumesque beer bloated blighters bending big business beliefs, bait beck bagging bloaters. Baffling bourgeois bibulous bothersome bystanders beyond belief. Bruised bibliophiles berate beastie bestial butch Brythonic bashing, but burgeoning bureaucratic bias bestows barefaced barricades, ballooning barratry, being betrayed by barefaced bogus barristers.

Can anyone out there do "C" :roll:
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Can't concieve continuing confusion caused conforming complex concepts,completing chaotic chains, containing closed contours ,carelessly challenged compositions cheerfully choreographed
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Dreadful diatribe, doubtfully delivered demonstrating dire deliberation, displaying disagreement deliberately.
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Egregiously excommunicated, Ethelred Eggcorn exceeded expectations, ejaculating excoriating expressions encompassing excessively enrobed, erroneously enthroned, egotistic ecclesiastics. Elephantiasis ensued, entailing epidermal engorgement. Eternally, excruciating entanglements enmesh evil ex-evangelists etcetera.

And serve the buggers right.

I'd have added more but the thought that someone else might bag E in the meantime prevailed.
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Gregarious gonads giving gastronomic gastroenteritis glibly.Getting go-faster gas guzzling Galatian grownups googling gallons going galloping gaily gasping grimly .
Gazumping goats giggling grotesquely,gritting gnashers gnawing gratifyingly goalless,gone?
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Heavenly Hayley's heavy hand had Horace howling. "Harpy!" he hissed.

"Ha-ha!" hiccuped Hayley. "He hasn't half humbled himself, hasn't he?"

"Hag! Harlot! Harridan!" Horace's hurts had him helpless. "Hoare!"

Hayley's high heels hurried hallwards.

Hoare, Horace's halfwit henchman, hammered her head horribly.

Horace hee-hawed.

"Serve the bitch right," he said, as the world lapsed back into multiple-initial mode.
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What happened to A?
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A's apotheosis arrived after Arbuthnot's Aunt Anastasia abstracted an autochthon's attributes and an agent applied astringent antiseptics. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" asserted aforesaid aborigine animatedly, again and again.

A, abruptly apprehending all, ascended azurewards, ablating atmospherically. An austere aroma abided, abating as afternoon advanced.

Adieu, A.
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Kilroy's key krill keepers kissed Kylie. Katherine's kid's killer koalas keelhauled Korean Kim. Kris Kristoffersen karate kicked Kevin Keegan's kidneys, karma.
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levitating lightly, Larry, laments liking Low lit, Lucy's ludicrous, luscious, lumpy, lips, licking lollipops loudly.
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Nominal no-mark narcissist,nimbly numbering nubile nudes notched neferiously! :twisted:
Narked normal nominal nobodies not now,not never,not needed.
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