The Letter "B"
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The Letter "B"
Bold, brave, billowing, breakneck Barry bad boys brazenly buffalo, before badly battering; bilious, bilateral, belated, bible bashing Bethel Baptists by bicycle behind buff bungalow. Besides bubbling, babbling bifurcated brackish brook, betwixt brown briars. Beneath balustrades billabong bacterium besets blennies, but bibendumesque beer bloated blighters bending big business beliefs, bait beck bagging bloaters. Baffling bourgeois bibulous bothersome bystanders beyond belief. Bruised bibliophiles berate beastie bestial butch Brythonic bashing, but burgeoning bureaucratic bias bestows barefaced barricades, ballooning barratry, being betrayed by barefaced bogus barristers.
Can anyone out there do "C"
Can anyone out there do "C"
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
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Re: The Letter "B"
Can't concieve continuing confusion caused conforming complex concepts,completing chaotic chains, containing closed contours ,carelessly challenged compositions cheerfully choreographed
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Dreadful diatribe, doubtfully delivered demonstrating dire deliberation, displaying disagreement deliberately.
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
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Egregiously excommunicated, Ethelred Eggcorn exceeded expectations, ejaculating excoriating expressions encompassing excessively enrobed, erroneously enthroned, egotistic ecclesiastics. Elephantiasis ensued, entailing epidermal engorgement. Eternally, excruciating entanglements enmesh evil ex-evangelists etcetera.
And serve the buggers right.
I'd have added more but the thought that someone else might bag E in the meantime prevailed.
And serve the buggers right.
I'd have added more but the thought that someone else might bag E in the meantime prevailed.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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Fast fundamentally flawed flailing fledglings fillibustered fanatically forever. Ferocious flolopping fiery flambéd fish floundered frantically, finding finely filleted frostily frozen fingers foremost, foreshadowing fortunate fuming fountains. Fred Flintsone's full foolish furry facial fears forgotten, forceful freedom fighters found four fine fizzing finials for future fantasy furnishings.
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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Gregarious gonads giving gastronomic gastroenteritis glibly.Getting go-faster gas guzzling Galatian grownups googling gallons going galloping gaily gasping grimly .
Gazumping goats giggling grotesquely,gritting gnashers gnawing gratifyingly goalless,gone?
Good gives goodness galore
Gazumping goats giggling grotesquely,gritting gnashers gnawing gratifyingly goalless,gone?
Good gives goodness galore
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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Heavenly Hayley's heavy hand had Horace howling. "Harpy!" he hissed.
"Ha-ha!" hiccuped Hayley. "He hasn't half humbled himself, hasn't he?"
"Hag! Harlot! Harridan!" Horace's hurts had him helpless. "Hoare!"
Hayley's high heels hurried hallwards.
Hoare, Horace's halfwit henchman, hammered her head horribly.
Horace hee-hawed.
"Serve the bitch right," he said, as the world lapsed back into multiple-initial mode.
"Ha-ha!" hiccuped Hayley. "He hasn't half humbled himself, hasn't he?"
"Hag! Harlot! Harridan!" Horace's hurts had him helpless. "Hoare!"
Hayley's high heels hurried hallwards.
Hoare, Horace's halfwit henchman, hammered her head horribly.
Horace hee-hawed.
"Serve the bitch right," he said, as the world lapsed back into multiple-initial mode.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
Re: The Letter "B"
Inverted indigenous igloo inhabitants ignore immigrants in imagined impossible impasse, Invariably insulin is indigestible impotent invertebrates inhabiting inside imps in ice. Incantation implores iliac indeterminate ills Into Immingham.
NUKe
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Re: The Letter "B"
Jersey journalists joined Joyce's juicy jester's joyful journey. Julian's jugs just jostled jollily. John's jeering jumping juxtaposed Janet's judicious juggling. Julie's jam jar juddered. James' jousting juvenille jurors jellified Jordan's jaunty joints.
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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A's apotheosis arrived after Arbuthnot's Aunt Anastasia abstracted an autochthon's attributes and an agent applied astringent antiseptics. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !" asserted aforesaid aborigine animatedly, again and again.
A, abruptly apprehending all, ascended azurewards, ablating atmospherically. An austere aroma abided, abating as afternoon advanced.
Adieu, A.
A, abruptly apprehending all, ascended azurewards, ablating atmospherically. An austere aroma abided, abating as afternoon advanced.
Adieu, A.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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Kilroy's key krill keepers kissed Kylie. Katherine's kid's killer koalas keelhauled Korean Kim. Kris Kristoffersen karate kicked Kevin Keegan's kidneys, karma.
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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levitating lightly, Larry, laments liking Low lit, Lucy's ludicrous, luscious, lumpy, lips, licking lollipops loudly.
NUKe
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Moonlit, Melanie mournfully moaned melancholic mellow melodies. My mother's medium mediterannean Mr Mens' marvellous mouth muscles masticated marmalade meringues. Marching, Matthew mumbled meaningless mystic magical mantras. Mark mechanically manufactured monthly money magazines. Mary made many motionless mauve marinades. Moribund maniacal Mysterons moved mysteriously. Mattesons melty Marakesh melon macarons, mmm.
High on a cocktail of flossy teacakes and marmalade
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Nominal no-mark narcissist,nimbly numbering nubile nudes notched neferiously!
Narked normal nominal nobodies not now,not never,not needed.
Night now ........
Narked normal nominal nobodies not now,not never,not needed.
Night now ........
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden