Cyril Haearn wrote:Using a computer is like travelling in a submarine The trouble starts as soon as one opens the windows .. Glad to report that I have no idea of the differences between windows versions
No difference between the relative troubles they generate. It doesn't seem to matter which version you have, they accumulate junk to fill the available space and run just as slow as they ever did.
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
There was a cyclist called Pete Who looked for faults all the week One day he looked in the mirror, stepped back in absolute horror gasped, OMG! what a <beep,beep,beep>
mercalia wrote:There was a cyclist called Pete Who looked for faults all the week One day he looked in the mirror, stepped back in absolute horror gasped, OMG! what a <beep,beep,beep>
Nice try. I'll have to think about a response.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Don't know why, but this clip keeps coming to mind...
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
There was a cyclist called Pete Who looked for faults all the week One day he looked in the mirror, stepped back in absolute horror gasped, OMG! what a <beep,beep,beep>
Thats hurts...............I nearly *&*^%$ myself
NA Thinks Just End 2 End Return + Bivvy - Some day Soon I hope You'll Still Find Me At The Top Of A Hill Please forgive the poor Grammar I blame it on my mobile and phat thinkers.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
A very old one this - inspired perhaps by today's Grauniad crossword:
Jack, eating rotten cheese, did say, "Like Samson, I my thousand slay", "I vow," quoth Roger, "so you do, And with the self-same weapon too!"
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a church and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
The swimming instructor called little Johnny's mother and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to take your son out of the class. We can't have children peeing in the swimming pool". "But all the kids urinate in the pool. You can't stop it happening." "Yes ... but not from the high diving board."
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
