Tory leader - place your bets
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Was it Allan Clark who confessed to a twinge of desire for his leader?
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Wasn't he the sparing with the actuality guy? (When revealed to have been lying.)
The truth is, most of them are in love with themselves. And onanists, to boot (up the jacksie.)
The truth is, most of them are in love with themselves. And onanists, to boot (up the jacksie.)
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,thirdcrank wrote:Wasn't he the sparing with the actuality guy? (When revealed to have been lying.)
The truth is, most of them are in love with themselves. And onanists, to boot (up the jacksie.)
I think so. Actualite. With an acute accent, in my memory.
Your last sentence conjures up some disturbing images.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Mike Sales wrote:,thirdcrank wrote:Wasn't he the sparing with the actuality guy? (When revealed to have been lying.)
The truth is, most of them are in love with themselves. And onanists, to boot (up the jacksie.)
I think so. Actualite.
Your last sentence conjures up some disturbing images.
I use circumlocution because they can't touch you for it. Some years ago, I was exchanging info on the open forum with a Dutch member (Phaeton IIRC) He queried whether my username was some sort of rhyming slang and my explanation, including my explicit clarification of his innuendo merited a reprimand from a mod. (I must have got the other person's username wrong: phaeton does not exist. Unless they were banned for entrapment )
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I have just remembered that Clark described his quantum of desire for Thatcher as a "batsqueak" not a twinge.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
Re: Tory leader - place your bets
Gove Leadsome and Hunt seem to be the only candidates with any sort of track record, albeit chequered in some cases. But, everyone has baggage. Hoping the red trouser and chinze brigade dont elect Boris which will make us even more of a laughing stock.
Al
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Mike Sales wrote:Was it Allan Clark who confessed to a twinge of desire for anything in a skirt?
I think that is rather more accurate now /\
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al_yrpal wrote: Hoping the red trouser and chinze brigade dont elect Boris which will make us even more of a laughing stock.
Al
I think most of us agree with that, with the unfortunate exceptions of a majority of the 120,000 members of the Tory Party.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Bonefishblues wrote:Mike Sales wrote:Was it Allan Clark who confessed to a twinge of desire for anything in a skirt?
I think that is rather more accurate now /\
You are right. Research finds that the batsqueak was John Major lusting after Edwina Currie.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Re: Tory leader - place your bets
Mike Sales wrote:Bonefishblues wrote:Mike Sales wrote:Was it Allan Clark who confessed to a twinge of desire for anything in a skirt?
I think that is rather more accurate now /\
You are right. Research finds that the batsqueak was John Major lusting after Edwina Currie.
I mean, I know we all have our proclivities, but goodness...
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thirdcrank wrote: Some years ago, I was exchanging info on the open forum with a Dutch member (Phaeton IIRC) He queried whether my username was some sort of rhyming slang and my explanation, including my explicit clarification of his innuendo merited a reprimand from a mod. (I must have got the other person's username wrong: phaeton does not exist. Unless they were banned for entrapment )
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Silly me. I thought it began with a ph. scroll down and the post is there.
Anyway, for anybody remotely interested, "obscene nickname" was originally the W word, rhyming with a synonym of killick.
Re: Tory leader - place your bets
mercalia wrote:Mick F wrote:The blonde lady looks attractive.mercalia wrote:so these are the 10 blue bottles?
........ who the heck are the others?
I'd vote for her.
Not having a telly or buying a newspaper, I'd have difficulty picking out any politician by their looks alone.
well here is nice picture of your pin-up girl to swoon over
Esther McVey.jpg
Definitely better than The Widdy Woman
But not as good as the Croatian president Kolinda Grabar
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Re: Tory leader - place your bets
thirdcrank wrote:Wasn't he the sparing with the actuality guy? (When revealed to have been lying.)
The truth is, most of them are in love with themselves. And onanists, to boot (up the jacksie.)
I think that they're in love with money...............the love of which is.......................