POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD
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Not offended, Plus One
Cymru am byth!
Cymru am byth!
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The summary of this article
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786
Two US police officers in Louisiana have been fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be shot.
Clearly Karma at work here?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786
Two US police officers in Louisiana have been fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be shot.
Clearly Karma at work here?
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mercalia wrote:The summary of this article
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786
Two US police officers in Louisiana have been fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be shot.
OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?
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I don't get it either...kwackers wrote:OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... aggressive
When interviewed a spokesperson for the Short Sighted Seagull Society said "Sam Seagull,famous for his TV appearances in the SpecSavers ads has always had problems with his food,only last week he divebombed a takeaway vindaloo which made a mess of Paignton seafront next day,but I fear this time he's bit of more than he could Chiwawa" .
Sam Seagull was unavailable for comment and is nursing a sore throat and bite wounds
When interviewed a spokesperson for the Short Sighted Seagull Society said "Sam Seagull,famous for his TV appearances in the SpecSavers ads has always had problems with his food,only last week he divebombed a takeaway vindaloo which made a mess of Paignton seafront next day,but I fear this time he's bit of more than he could Chiwawa" .
Sam Seagull was unavailable for comment and is nursing a sore throat and bite wounds
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A seagull picked up a chihuahua dog called Gizmo from a town on the English Riviera, -1
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Used to get hayfever when I was a kid, had a Pollen allergy
Got several colleagues from Poland now, I get on well with them, have no Polen-allergy fortunately
A seagull picked up a chihuahua dog called Gizmo from a town on the English Riviera, -1
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meic wrote:Can I have Welsh jokes?
All the Welsh jokes that I know are about the English, so I have refrained from telling them.
Used to get hayfever when I was a kid, had a Pollen allergy
Got several colleagues from Poland now, I get on well with them, have no Polen-allergy fortunately
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- What do you think of ladies football?
- I like both!
Anyone find that objectionable?
- I like both!
Anyone find that objectionable?
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About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).
"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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661-Pete wrote:About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).
"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
That is of course incorrect
They come in many different variations!
Funny and harmless though I think
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I bow to your evidently superior knowledge on this topic...Cyril Haearn wrote:That is of course incorrect
They come in many different variations!
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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My favourite:
She (in early January after a heavy snowfall): I'm just going out to scrape the car.
He: Against what?
She (in early January after a heavy snowfall): I'm just going out to scrape the car.
He: Against what?
Have we got time for another cuppa?