POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby brynpoeth » 20 Jul 2019, 6:57pm

Not offended, Plus One
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby mercalia » 23 Jul 2019, 3:41pm

The summary of this article

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786

Two US police officers in Louisiana have been fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be shot.

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Clearly Karma at work here?

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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby kwackers » 23 Jul 2019, 3:44pm

mercalia wrote:The summary of this article

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49081786

Two US police officers in Louisiana have been fired over a Facebook post suggesting congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should be shot.

OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?

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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby 661-Pete » 23 Jul 2019, 5:23pm

kwackers wrote:OK, what's the joke? Is it a play on "fired" and "shot"?
I don't get it either... :?
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby reohn2 » 25 Jul 2019, 9:57am

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... aggressive

When interviewed a spokesperson for the Short Sighted Seagull Society said "Sam Seagull,famous for his TV appearances in the SpecSavers ads has always had problems with his food,only last week he divebombed a takeaway vindaloo which made a mess of Paignton seafront next day,but I fear this time he's bit of more than he could Chiwawa" .
Sam Seagull was unavailable for comment and is nursing a sore throat and bite wounds :shock:
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby brynpoeth » 28 Jul 2019, 1:38pm

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A seagull picked up a chihuahua dog called Gizmo from a town on the English Riviera, -1
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Can I have Welsh jokes?


All the Welsh jokes that I know are about the English, so I have refrained from telling them. :lol:

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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby brynpoeth » 10 Aug 2019, 11:04am

- What do you think of ladies football?
- I like both!

Anyone find that objectionable?
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby 661-Pete » 10 Aug 2019, 11:11am

About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).

"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby brynpoeth » 10 Aug 2019, 11:23am

661-Pete wrote:About as objectionable as the jokes that used to circulate when Brighton set up its first Naturist beach, way back in the 1970s (was it really so long ago?).

"Once you've seen two, you've seen 'em all."

That is of course incorrect :?
They come in many different variations!

Funny and harmless though I think :wink:
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby 661-Pete » 10 Aug 2019, 1:28pm

brynpoeth wrote:That is of course incorrect :?
They come in many different variations!
I bow to your evidently superior knowledge on this topic... :twisted:
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Re: POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE THREAD

Postby Audax67 » 10 Aug 2019, 2:03pm

My favourite:

She (in early January after a heavy snowfall): I'm just going out to scrape the car.

He: Against what?
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