New words/vocab on these fora

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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 1 Jul 2019, 5:34am

"Curmudgeon" is one of my favourite words, realised this when someone on these fora suggested I might be one :wink:
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 4 Jul 2019, 5:21am

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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby Oldjohnw » 4 Jul 2019, 9:01am

brynpoeth wrote:"Curmudgeon" is one of my favourite words, realised this when someone on these fora suggested I might be one :wink:


I'm happy to call myself a Curmudgeon. Not so happy when others call me that, no matter how true.
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby Pastychomper » 4 Jul 2019, 10:28am

Oldjohnw wrote:I'm happy to call myself a Curmudgeon. Not so happy when others call me that, no matter how true.


Does that change of it's being said by someone who is a curmudgeon and knows it? :)
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 4 Jul 2019, 5:46pm

Pastychomper wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:I'm happy to call myself a Curmudgeon. Not so happy when others call me that, no matter how true.


Does that change of it's being said by someone who is a curmudgeon and knows it? :)

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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 6 Jul 2019, 7:42am

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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 7 Jul 2019, 12:36pm

Bluemchenkaffee (German)
Flower coffee, so weak that one may make out the flowers on the floor of the cup :?
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Best to use it carefully mind: 'do not complain about my coffee, you will be old and weak one day!'
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 16 Jul 2019, 5:41am

Halmit (pastychomper)
Helmut (brynpoeth)

Both mean h*****t
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 16 Jul 2019, 5:42am

Pastychomper wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:I'm happy to call myself a Curmudgeon. Not so happy when others call me that, no matter how true.


Does that change of it's being said by someone who is a curmudgeon and knows it? :)

I proudly claim to be a curmudgeon, does that mean I am not one?
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby Cugel » 16 Jul 2019, 8:34am

brynpoeth wrote:
Pastychomper wrote:
Oldjohnw wrote:I'm happy to call myself a Curmudgeon. Not so happy when others call me that, no matter how true.


Does that change of it's being said by someone who is a curmudgeon and knows it? :)

I proudly claim to be a curmudgeon, does that mean I am not one?


You - a curmudgeon!? Pah!

A proper curmudgeon wouldn't bother telling anyone as each and every post would drip with mudgeon. Interlocutors would all be going red - then purple then white. They would post explosive replies containing amusing but dangerous suggestions concerning actions you could take with yourself.

Bans and deletions of your cur-spouts would be a constant hazard. Many would call for your expulsion or reprimand. Others would respond with posts far beyond mere curmudgeonry. You would receive shoals of PMs containing wild promises of revenge or comeuppance.

You would have a stick which you employ to beat small children who are noisy (or just there) and also to bang on shop-counters when the assistants fail to assist, which is always since no amount of assistance will please you. You would have a range of snarl and sneer noises, applied willy-nilly as you go about.

In fact, you seem quite nice. :-)

There are some about this place who could serve you as exemplars, should you have a serious ambition to be a curmudgeon. They are a bit pallid and often more Duchess of Pout, as curmudgeons go, but have the right general attitude.

Cugel, giving a curmudgeon lesson.

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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby Pastychomper » 16 Jul 2019, 10:02am

brynpoeth wrote:Halmit (pastychomper)
Helmut (brynpoeth)

Both mean h*****t

Credit (blame?) goes to 661-Pete for that first one: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=130285&p=1360475&hilit=Halmits#p1360475
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 21 Jul 2019, 8:20pm

There are a lot of terms one does not bother thinking about or explaining, 'yellow roads' for example, or 'OS GR'
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 26 Jul 2019, 5:55pm

Motard, moturd, morton, motron
All of these and more are used on these fora

An alternative might be ND, Normal Driver
Signifies a member of the majority who break the laws but might be more acceptable to members of the bad, british association of drivers, which I think has some representatives on here :?
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 27 Jul 2019, 7:09pm

Whitehouse Keeper
(used by Alistair Cooke)
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Re: New words/vocab on these fora

Postby brynpoeth » 28 Jul 2019, 9:37pm

Sledging

Trolling on the cricket pitch
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